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Jokes September 2018 

Jokes September 2018 

Well Prepared Two elderly women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, “You were always so organized in school. Did you manage to live a well-planned...
August 2018 Jokes

August 2018 Jokes

Grumpy Face When I went to get my driver’s license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his...
June 2018 Jokes

June 2018 Jokes

Rules for a Diet   If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink diet soda with candy bars, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet...
Jokes May 2018

Jokes May 2018

  Directions A tourist stopped a local in a village he was visiting and asked, “What is the quickest way to the lake?” The local thought for a while. “Are you walking or...
April Jokes 2018

April Jokes 2018

  Eggs A man had trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept saying chickens were noble creatures, and they had the right to go where they wanted. The man had no...
Jokes March 2018

Jokes March 2018

Aging with the Oldies 1. Herman’s Hermits– Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker 2. The Bee Gees– How Can You Mend a Broken Hip 3. Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was...
December Jokes 2017

December Jokes 2017

  TOP TEN GIFTS YOUR WIFE DOESN’T WANT FOR CHRISTMAS   A car wash kit A table saw Two all-day passes to Best Buy’s Home Theatre Installation Seminar A case of oil Five-year...
Jokes September 2017

Jokes September 2017

Walking on Water A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost one hundred dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee. “Hoot mon,” he...
August Jokes 2016

August Jokes 2016

  What we said differently to Mom and Dad growing up: To Mom:  I’m hungry, I’m cold, I’m hot, Can I have, I want to watch, Where are you? Can you ask Dad? Can you help me, He...