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April Jokes 2018

April Jokes 2018

  Eggs A man had trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept saying chickens were noble creatures, and they had the right to go where they wanted. The man had no...
Jokes March 2018

Jokes March 2018

Aging with the Oldies 1. Herman’s Hermits– Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker 2. The Bee Gees– How Can You Mend a Broken Hip 3. Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was...
December Jokes 2017

December Jokes 2017

  TOP TEN GIFTS YOUR WIFE DOESN’T WANT FOR CHRISTMAS   A car wash kit A table saw Two all-day passes to Best Buy’s Home Theatre Installation Seminar A case of oil Five-year...
Jokes September 2017

Jokes September 2017

Walking on Water A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost one hundred dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee. “Hoot mon,” he...
August Jokes 2016

August Jokes 2016

  What we said differently to Mom and Dad growing up: To Mom:  I’m hungry, I’m cold, I’m hot, Can I have, I want to watch, Where are you? Can you ask Dad? Can you help me, He...
Jokes July 2017

Jokes July 2017

Creation FAMOUS PUTDOWNS Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. – Shakespeare A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. – Louis Nizer You’ve got the brain of a four-year-old...
Humor  June 2017

Humor  June 2017

Build That Wall The new pastor decided to visit the children’s Sunday school.  The teacher introduced him and said, “Pastor, this morning we’re studying Joshua.”...
Jokes May 2017

Jokes May 2017

So Much Work to Do A farmer and his recently hired hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared for them....
March  2017  Humor

March  2017  Humor

 Baptism After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys with water, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older...