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February Jokes 2017

February Jokes 2017

Letting Go Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, “39 and holding.” Johnny thought about that and then asked: “And how old would you be if you let go?...
January 2017 Jokes

January 2017 Jokes

  Little Boots The teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots...
   Jokes December 2016

   Jokes December 2016

Toys for…..? The story is told of a father of five children who came home with a toy. He summoned his children and asked which of them should be given the present. Who is the most obedient one...
November Jokes 2016

November Jokes 2016

  The top ten ways the bible would have been different if it had been written by college students   The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning…cold. 9. The Ten...
October 2016 Jokes

October 2016 Jokes

The Letter There was a man who worked for the Post Office, whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came to his desk addressed in shaky handwriting to...
September Jokes

September Jokes

  Stinkin Thinkin Carrying a grudge is exhausting. ~ Cheese that doesn’t belong to you is nacho cheese. ~ Children may be deductible, but they are still taxing. ~ Courtship: Chartered cruise...
August Jokes 2016

August Jokes 2016

  What we said differently to Mom and Dad growing up: To Mom: I’m hungry, I’m cold, I’m hot, Can I have, I want to watch, Where are you? Can you ask Dad? Can you help me, He...
July 2016 Jokes

July 2016 Jokes

  Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery ~ “Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing my concentration off.” ~ “What’s this doing here?” ~...
June Jokes 2016

June Jokes 2016

  The Flesh is Weak   A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the...
Jokes May 2016

Jokes May 2016

                                          One Life   Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream,...