Category Archive: Humor

Deep Thoughts for February
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. ~ A healthy adult consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in ot her...
February Jokes
YOGI BERRA QUOTES When you come to a fork in the road, take it. You can observe a lot by just watching. It ain’t over till it’s over It’s like deja vu all over again. No one...
January 2016
GRATEFUL FOR THESE GIFTS ~ Early wake-ups = Children to love. ~ House to clean = Safe place to live. ~ Laundry = Clothes to wear. ~ Dishes to wash = Food to eat. ~ Grocery...
December Jokes 2015
Be Ye Thankful Child at dinner table: “Are caterpillars good to eat?” Parent: “No. Why would you ask a question like that?” Child: “Well, there was...
Humor November 2015
Oct 31, 2015 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
A Yuck funny Child at dinner table:...
October 2015 Jokes
Oct 01, 2015 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
In English Please A high-school geometry teacher started a lesson on triangles by reading a theorem. “If an angle is an exterior angle of a triangle, then its measure is greater than the...
Jokes September 2015
Aug 31, 2015 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
YOU MIGHT BE IN EDUCATION IF… ~ You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. ~ You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to...
Jokes for August 2015
Jul 31, 2015 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Raise them up… One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out, in...
Humor July 2015
Jul 02, 2015 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Answers at the bottom of the page. A Special Anniversary A couple is planning their 40th anniversary party. She: “I think I’ll wear silver shoes.” He: “To match...
Humor June 2015
May 29, 2015 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Attitude of Gratitude A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he...