Deep Thoughts for February
Feb 01, 2016
gary
Humor
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. ~ A healthy adult consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in ot her...
February Jokes
Feb 01, 2016
gary
Humor
YOGI BERRA QUOTES When you come to a fork in the road, take it. You can observe a lot by just watching. It ain’t over till it’s over It’s like deja vu all over again. No one...
January 2016
Jan 01, 2016
gary
Humor
GRATEFUL FOR THESE GIFTS ~ Early wake-ups = Children to love. ~ House to clean = Safe place to live. ~ Laundry = Clothes to wear. ~ Dishes to wash = Food to eat. ~ Grocery...
December Jokes 2015
Dec 01, 2015
gary
Humor
Be Ye Thankful Child at dinner table: “Are caterpillars good to eat?” Parent: “No. Why would you ask a question like that?” Child: “Well, there was...
October 2015 Jokes
Oct 01, 2015
Larry Lepore - Editor
Humor
In English Please A high-school geometry teacher started a lesson on triangles by reading a theorem. “If an angle is an exterior angle of a triangle, then its measure is greater than the...
Jokes September 2015
Aug 31, 2015
Larry Lepore - Editor
Humor
YOU MIGHT BE IN EDUCATION IF… ~ You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. ~ You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to...
Jokes for August 2015
Jul 31, 2015
Larry Lepore - Editor
Humor
Raise them up… One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out, in...
Humor July 2015
Jul 02, 2015
Larry Lepore - Editor
Humor
Answers at the bottom of the page. A Special Anniversary A couple is planning their 40th anniversary party. She: “I think I’ll wear silver shoes.” He: “To match...
Humor June 2015
May 29, 2015
Larry Lepore - Editor
Humor
Attitude of Gratitude A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he...
