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April 2015 Jokes

April 2015 Jokes

  Surgical Slipup   A man is recovering from surgery when the surgical nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. “I’m okay but I didn’t like the four-letter words the...
Jokes for March 2015

Jokes for March 2015

    A rumor without a leg to stand on will manage to get around some other way.     10 THINGS MONEY CAN’T BUY:   Manners Morals Respect Character Common Sense Trust...
Jokes February 2015

Jokes February 2015

  Amazing Simple Home Remedies   These really work…I checked this out on Snopes and it’s for real!   If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling...
January 2015 Jokes

January 2015 Jokes

    The Prodigal Rides Again The County Highway Commissioner was driving to the hospital for treatment of his painful knee injury. He decided to take advantage of the hospital’s valet...
December 2014 Jokes

December 2014 Jokes

Hearing Impaired A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”...
Humor November 2014

Humor November 2014

CDC approves Vitamin D-Nial Drug to Halt Spread of Ebola (Satire) by Mike Adams – the Health Ranger (NaturalNews) We’re saved! The CDC has now partnered with the FDA to approve a new...
October Jokes 2014

October Jokes 2014

  Playing to beat the band   A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having a terrible time keeping time with the rest of the band.  Finally, the band leader said,...
Jokes

Jokes

    Grocery Shopping Pet Peeve #1 I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing...
August 2014 Jokes

August 2014 Jokes

A Sure Cure   A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down...
Jokes

Jokes

THINGS A MOM DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR   1.  I swallowed a goldfish. 2.  Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3.  Does grape juice leave a stain? 4.  Look, I painted the front door! 5....