A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. ~ A healthy adult consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in ot
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~ A speech is like a wheel: The longer the spoke, the greater the tire. ~ Advice is like cooking – you should try it before you feed it to others. ~ An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears this may be true. ~ At the rate things are changing, anyone nostalgic for the “good old days” is yearning for last week. ~ Autocorrect is my worst enema. ~ Background and circumstances may influence who we are, but we are responsible for who we become. ~ Based on my calculations, I can retire 5 years after I die. ~ Because of God’s grace, failure is never final. ~ Birthday cake is the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece. ~ To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. ~ Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden. ~ Constantly torn between “treat others how you want to be treated” and “treat others how they treat you.” ~ God’s faithfulness always surpasses our unfaithfulness. ~ Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car