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February Jokes

February Jokes

  YOGI BERRA QUOTES When you come to a fork in the road, take it. You can observe a lot by just watching. It ain’t over till it’s over It’s like deja vu all over again. No one...
January 2016

January 2016

      GRATEFUL FOR THESE GIFTS   ~ Early wake-ups = Children to love. ~ House to clean = Safe place to live. ~ Laundry = Clothes to wear. ~ Dishes to wash = Food to eat. ~ Grocery...
December Jokes 2015

December Jokes 2015

    Be Ye Thankful   Child at dinner table: “Are caterpillars good to eat?” Parent: “No. Why would you ask a question like that?” Child: “Well, there was...
Humor November 2015

Humor November 2015

    A Yuck funny                                                                            Child at dinner table:...
        October 2015 Jokes

        October 2015 Jokes

  In English Please A high-school geometry teacher started a lesson on triangles by reading a theorem. “If an angle is an exterior angle of a triangle, then its measure is greater than the...
Jokes September 2015

Jokes September 2015

    YOU MIGHT BE IN EDUCATION IF…   ~ You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. ~ You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to...
Jokes for August 2015

Jokes for August 2015

Raise them up… One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out, in...
Humor July 2015

Humor July 2015

  Answers at the bottom of the page.   A Special Anniversary A couple is planning their 40th anniversary party. She: “I think I’ll wear silver shoes.” He: “To match...
Humor June 2015

Humor June 2015

Attitude of Gratitude A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he...
May 2015 Jokes

May 2015 Jokes

 May 2015 Soulfood   Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. Had no army, yet kings feared...