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August Jokes 2016

August Jokes 2016

  What we said differently to Mom and Dad growing up: To Mom: I’m hungry, I’m cold, I’m hot, Can I have, I want to watch, Where are you? Can you ask Dad? Can you help me, He...
July 2016 Jokes

July 2016 Jokes

  Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery ~ “Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing my concentration off.” ~ “What’s this doing here?” ~...
June Jokes 2016

June Jokes 2016

  The Flesh is Weak   A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the...
Jokes May 2016

Jokes May 2016

                                          One Life   Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream,...
April 2016 – Humor

April 2016 – Humor

  NO Fear A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way...
March 2016 Jokes

March 2016 Jokes

      WHAT IF GOD HAD VOICEMAIL?   We have all learned to live with voicemail as a necessary part of modern life. But you may have wondered, what if God decided to install...
Deep Thoughts for February

Deep Thoughts for February

    A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. ~ A healthy adult consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in ot her...
February Jokes

February Jokes

  YOGI BERRA QUOTES When you come to a fork in the road, take it. You can observe a lot by just watching. It ain’t over till it’s over It’s like deja vu all over again. No one...
January 2016

January 2016

      GRATEFUL FOR THESE GIFTS   ~ Early wake-ups = Children to love. ~ House to clean = Safe place to live. ~ Laundry = Clothes to wear. ~ Dishes to wash = Food to eat. ~ Grocery...
December Jokes 2015

December Jokes 2015

    Be Ye Thankful   Child at dinner table: “Are caterpillars good to eat?” Parent: “No. Why would you ask a question like that?” Child: “Well, there was...