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Jokes May 2016

Jokes May 2016

                                          One Life   Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream,...
April 2016 – Humor

April 2016 – Humor

  NO Fear A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way...
March 2016 Jokes

March 2016 Jokes

      WHAT IF GOD HAD VOICEMAIL?   We have all learned to live with voicemail as a necessary part of modern life. But you may have wondered, what if God decided to install...
Deep Thoughts for February

Deep Thoughts for February

    A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. ~ A healthy adult consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in ot her...
February Jokes

February Jokes

  YOGI BERRA QUOTES When you come to a fork in the road, take it. You can observe a lot by just watching. It ain’t over till it’s over It’s like deja vu all over again. No one...
January 2016

January 2016

      GRATEFUL FOR THESE GIFTS   ~ Early wake-ups = Children to love. ~ House to clean = Safe place to live. ~ Laundry = Clothes to wear. ~ Dishes to wash = Food to eat. ~ Grocery...
December Jokes 2015

December Jokes 2015

    Be Ye Thankful   Child at dinner table: “Are caterpillars good to eat?” Parent: “No. Why would you ask a question like that?” Child: “Well, there was...
Humor November 2015

Humor November 2015

    A Yuck funny                                                                            Child at dinner table:...
        October 2015 Jokes

        October 2015 Jokes

  In English Please A high-school geometry teacher started a lesson on triangles by reading a theorem. “If an angle is an exterior angle of a triangle, then its measure is greater than the...
Jokes September 2015

Jokes September 2015

    YOU MIGHT BE IN EDUCATION IF…   ~ You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. ~ You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to...