June 2018 Jokes
Jun 15, 2018
gary
Entertainment, Humor
Rules for a Diet If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink diet soda with candy bars, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet...
Jokes May 2018
May 07, 2018
gary
Entertainment, Humor
Directions A tourist stopped a local in a village he was visiting and asked, “What is the quickest way to the lake?” The local thought for a while. “Are you walking or...
April Jokes 2018
Apr 21, 2018
gary
Entertainment, Humor
Eggs A man had trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept saying chickens were noble creatures, and they had the right to go where they wanted. The man had no...
Jokes March 2018
Mar 29, 2018
Jack Thiel
Entertainment, Humor
Aging with the Oldies 1. Herman’s Hermits– Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker 2. The Bee Gees– How Can You Mend a Broken Hip 3. Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was...
December Jokes 2017
Dec 26, 2017
gary
Entertainment, Humor
TOP TEN GIFTS YOUR WIFE DOESN’T WANT FOR CHRISTMAS A car wash kit A table saw Two all-day passes to Best Buy’s Home Theatre Installation Seminar A case of oil Five-year...
Jokes September 2017
Sep 24, 2017
gary
Entertainment, Humor
Walking on Water A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost one hundred dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee. “Hoot mon,” he...
August Jokes 2016
Aug 17, 2017
gary
Entertainment, Humor
What we said differently to Mom and Dad growing up: To Mom: I’m hungry, I’m cold, I’m hot, Can I have, I want to watch, Where are you? Can you ask Dad? Can you help me, He...
Jokes July 2017
Jul 20, 2017
Jack Thiel
Entertainment, Humor
Creation FAMOUS PUTDOWNS Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. – Shakespeare A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. – Louis Nizer You’ve got the brain of a four-year-old...
Humor June 2017
Jun 04, 2017
gary
Entertainment, Humor
Build That Wall The new pastor decided to visit the children’s Sunday school. The teacher introduced him and said, “Pastor, this morning we’re studying Joshua.”...
