Jokes May 2017
May 09, 2017
gary
Entertainment, Humor
So Much Work to Do A farmer and his recently hired hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared for them....
March 2017 Humor
Mar 06, 2017
gary
Entertainment, Humor
Baptism After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys with water, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older...
February Jokes 2017
Feb 02, 2017
gary
Entertainment, Humor
Letting Go Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, “39 and holding.” Johnny thought about that and then asked: “And how old would you be if you let go?...
January 2017 Jokes
Jan 06, 2017
gary
Entertainment, Humor
Little Boots The teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots...
Jokes December 2016
Dec 04, 2016
gary
Entertainment, Humor
Toys for…..? The story is told of a father of five children who came home with a toy. He summoned his children and asked which of them should be given the present. Who is the most obedient one...
November Jokes 2016
Nov 03, 2016
gary
Entertainment, Humor
The top ten ways the bible would have been different if it had been written by college students The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning…cold. 9. The Ten...
October 2016 Jokes
Oct 05, 2016
gary
Entertainment, Humor
The Letter There was a man who worked for the Post Office, whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came to his desk addressed in shaky handwriting to...
September Jokes
Sep 02, 2016
gary
Humor
Stinkin Thinkin Carrying a grudge is exhausting. ~ Cheese that doesn’t belong to you is nacho cheese. ~ Children may be deductible, but they are still taxing. ~ Courtship: Chartered cruise...
August Jokes 2016
Aug 01, 2016
gary
Humor
What we said differently to Mom and Dad growing up: To Mom: I’m hungry, I’m cold, I’m hot, Can I have, I want to watch, Where are you? Can you ask Dad? Can you help me, He...
July 2016 Jokes
Jul 02, 2016
gary
Entertainment, Humor
Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery ~ “Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing my concentration off.” ~ “What’s this doing here?” ~...
