Category Archive: Humor
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Humor November 2014
Nov 01, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
CDC approves Vitamin D-Nial Drug to Halt Spread of Ebola (Satire) by Mike Adams – the Health Ranger (NaturalNews) We’re saved! The CDC has now partnered with the FDA to approve a new...![October Jokes 2014](https://thegoodnewstoday.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Fall-clothes.jpg)
October Jokes 2014
Oct 01, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Playing to beat the band A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having a terrible time keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the band leader said,...![Jokes](https://thegoodnewstoday.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Back-to-school2-415x260.jpg)
Jokes
Sep 01, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Grocery Shopping Pet Peeve #1 I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing...![August 2014 Jokes](https://thegoodnewstoday.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ReverendFun-OhNoSnailsGotIntoOurGoodWinterClothes-AdamEve.gif)
August 2014 Jokes
Aug 02, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
A Sure Cure A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down...![Jokes](https://thegoodnewstoday.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/unclesamworship-415x260.jpg)
Jokes
Jul 02, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
THINGS A MOM DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR 1. I swallowed a goldfish. 2. Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3. Does grape juice leave a stain? 4. Look, I painted the front door! 5....![Jokes for June](https://thegoodnewstoday.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/satan_fatheroflies-415x260.jpg)
Jokes for June
May 30, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. ...![May 2014 Jokes](https://thegoodnewstoday.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jokes.jpg)
May 2014 Jokes
May 01, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Old but still good A little girl was watching her daddy repair his tractor. She asked her mother, “What happens to old tractors when they finally stop working?” Sighing, her mother...![Four Little Words She Wants to Hear](https://thegoodnewstoday.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Man-whispering-into-a-womans-ear-415x260.jpg)
Four Little Words She Wants to Hear
May 01, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Heather and Marcy hadn’t seen each other in a while, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really...![Getting Older](https://thegoodnewstoday.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/older.jpg)
Getting Older
May 01, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and...