Category Archive: Humor

Humor November 2014
Nov 01, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
CDC approves Vitamin D-Nial Drug to Halt Spread of Ebola (Satire) by Mike Adams – the Health Ranger (NaturalNews) We’re saved! The CDC has now partnered with the FDA to approve a new...
October Jokes 2014
Oct 01, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Playing to beat the band A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having a terrible time keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the band leader said,...
Jokes
Sep 01, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Grocery Shopping Pet Peeve #1 I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing...
August 2014 Jokes
Aug 02, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
A Sure Cure A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down...
Jokes
Jul 02, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
THINGS A MOM DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR 1. I swallowed a goldfish. 2. Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3. Does grape juice leave a stain? 4. Look, I painted the front door! 5....
Jokes for June
May 30, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. ...
May 2014 Jokes
May 01, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Old but still good A little girl was watching her daddy repair his tractor. She asked her mother, “What happens to old tractors when they finally stop working?” Sighing, her mother...
Four Little Words She Wants to Hear
May 01, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Heather and Marcy hadn’t seen each other in a while, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really...
Getting Older
May 01, 2014 Larry Lepore - Editor Humor 0
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and...