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December 2014 Jokes

December 2014 Jokes

Hearing Impaired A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”...
Humor November 2014

Humor November 2014

CDC approves Vitamin D-Nial Drug to Halt Spread of Ebola (Satire) by Mike Adams – the Health Ranger (NaturalNews) We’re saved! The CDC has now partnered with the FDA to approve a new...
October Jokes 2014

October Jokes 2014

  Playing to beat the band   A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having a terrible time keeping time with the rest of the band.  Finally, the band leader said,...
Jokes

Jokes

    Grocery Shopping Pet Peeve #1 I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing...
August 2014 Jokes

August 2014 Jokes

A Sure Cure   A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down...
Jokes

Jokes

THINGS A MOM DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR   1.  I swallowed a goldfish. 2.  Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3.  Does grape juice leave a stain? 4.  Look, I painted the front door! 5....
Jokes for June

Jokes for June

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.    ...
May 2014 Jokes

May 2014 Jokes

Old but still good A little girl was watching her daddy repair his tractor. She asked her mother, “What happens to old tractors when they finally stop working?” Sighing, her mother...
Four Little Words She Wants to Hear

Four Little Words She Wants to Hear

Heather and Marcy hadn’t seen each other in a while, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really...